Hello, humans. I sure hope you are having a good day. Here I am with my book. Have you read my book yet? You haven’t? But you’re a human, aren’t you? And I bet you even have a stuffed bear or two lying around. Well, if you are human, please consider checking out my book. This book could save your life one day. It’s very compelling! Don’t take for granted that your stuffed bears are just watching Days of Our Lives while you are at work. They could be up to something else…secret things. Things I cannot mention here.